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Short answer: A kickass brand will give you freedom.

 

Here’s the math I did to get there. Feel free to check my answer.

– Kickass brands stand out online.

– Businesses that stand out online attract clients. 

– More clients = more money. 

– And more money = more freedom. 

So whether you dream of freeing up your time so you can go yachting with your family, or you want to travel the world, or you want to just hang out at home and not feel the weight of a struggling business hanging over you… Branding is the way to get there. 

Well, I’m very happy you’re here! Let’s help you out. Pronto.

If you’re newer to the online space, check out Damn Speedy Brand.

If you’ve got a proven business, have made some sales and are ready to uplevel to a more legit brand, all our custom branding packages start with The Deep Dive.

We offer two levels of branding:

 

Starter packagesfor people who are fairly new to online business and need the works.

We call our starter package the Damn Speedy Brand. It’s totally done for you in 2 weeks, and it’s everything you need to get your business up and running. You can learn more here.

 

Custom packagesfor proven businesses who have made some sales and are ready to uplevel.

All of our custom packages start with The Deep Dive. It’s a 1:1 brand strategy session that gives you a no-BS, actionable, comprehensive, completely custom roadmap to creating a brand that stands out online. Basically, we’ll give you exactly what you need to reel in more clients — and we’ll help you stop spinning your wheels on shit that doesn’t work. Get more info about custom branding packages here.

Check out the Damn Good Content Club! You’ll get fill-in-the-blanks captions, images, templates and gifs to turn your content into an ATM.

You bet — we have lots of clients who request custom projects. Email us at hello@sharkandship.com and we can hook you up with our price list.

Nothing says sketchy like a website full of promises, but no proof to back them up. You can check out some of our client testimonials here.

 

And if you have specific questions, don’t hesitate to shoot us a text! (816) 722-3528

If you have a billing, cancellation or other question related to a purchase, the best way to contact us is via email at hello@sharkandship.com

But if email’s not your jam, feel free to:

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There are 4 ways to get in touch with us:

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