Hey, busy entrepreneur!
Competing in this online world is rough.
You need to constantly be in front of your dream customers when they’re ready to buy — but how?
(1400+ pieces of content, including done-for-you templates, images and GIFs)
FOR Just
$127
FAIR WARNING:
If you enjoy the blinking cursor of doom and constantly kicking content creation to the bottom of your to-do list… you’re really going to hate this page.
If you’re seeing this page
(thanks to the 
magical powers of digital marketing),
I’m betting you fall into one of these categories:
You’ve had “social media” on your to-do list since you downloaded the Instagram app on your iPhone 4 in 2010.
You feel like you’re constantly seeing competitors bringing in clients from social, but you just can’t seem to get that cash register to work for you.
When you do post, the sound of crickets is palpable.
You want to quit social altogether, but you *know* how important it is to your business.
Content creation feels like this constant weight hanging over your head.
LOOK... you’re obviously no dummy.
you started your own business, after all,
which is not for the faint of heart.
You know how important showing up on
social is to growing your online business.
You know how important showing up on social is to growing your online business.
AND YOU certainLY know that...
An engaged following =
more eyeballs on your content.
And more eyeballs =
more trust.
And more trust =
more sales.
So if we do the complicated emoji maths…
It’s obvious that
quality content is critical to your bottom line.
But what the FORK are you
supposed to talk about?
How are you supposed to come up with new shiz every week? Or every day?
Maybe you need a professional copywriter.
AND WHAT ABOUT THE IMAGES?
Should you hire a designer?
HOW CAN YOU AVOID FEELING OVERWHELMED BY CREATING CONTENT FOR ALL THE PLATFORMS?
You probably need a social media engagement expert to help you arrange everything.
OH, AND DON’t FORGET TO...
add some more time on your VA’s calendar to sift through everything and get it all loaded.
Now let’s do those maths!
Wait… More MATH??
(See, I told you you were probably going to hate this page 
)
(See, I told you you were probably going to hate this page )
Professional Copywriter:
$
1,500
Professional Designer:
$
1,200
Engagement Expert:
$
1,000
More time for your VA:
$
500
And you can afford $4,200 for professional content BEFORE you even start growing your business, right?
And you can afford $4,200 to get some professional content
BEFORE you even start growing your business, right?
no?!
weird!
Don’t worry. This is the part where I tell you the answer.
(Are you starting to like me more yet?)
But before I do, I have one really
important question for you to answer:
But before I do, I have one really important question for you to answer:
What would your business look like if you
stopped stressing about CONTENT and knew exactly what to SAY to keep your audience engaged?
Lucky for you, that’s what
Damn Good Content
is for.
Everything you need to effortlessly create
Everything you need to
effortlessly create
high-converting content to grow your online business.
high-converting content to
grow your online business.
100 fill-in-the-blanks prompts with 2 options for each day - 200 total captions
6 images for each prompt sized for posts or stories/reels - 1200 total images
Content calendar so you're not stuck wondering when to post
Baked-in content strategy to help you create with purpose
BONUS: Editable Canva images so you can match your brand colors
BONUS: Guide to repurposing your content for social, email, TikTok, etc.
Take a sneak peek inside:
Let’s skip the fluffy stuff.
I know you see a million sales pages trying to sell you content calendars and prompts and promising to solve all your content creation woes…
But I promise this isn’t one of those.
(Seriously. My entire business is based on creating
Seriously. My entire business
is based on creating
bullshit-free experiences for my customers.)
bullshit-free experiences
for my customers.
So let me get straight to the point.
inside the Damn Good Content Bundle...
Here's what you will not get:
A complicated spreadsheet full of thousands of vague one-liners.
A list of “prompts” that are really just annoying, get-to-know-you, first-date style questions.
A bucket full of generic, boring stock photos that you’ve seen before.
Yet another PDF that'll collect digital dust because the ideas are bland.
Here's what you will get instead:
Professionally written, fill-in-the-blanks copy templates - so you sound like a million bucks without having to hire a copywriter.
Professionally designed, corresponding images in 6 different styles - so you can mix and match to fit your brand.
Mapped out content calendar - so you finally have the answer to “what do I post and when?”
Content Repurposing System - so you can use it across Facebook, Instagram, TikTok, email, blogs, etc.
A bunch of bonuses to help you out – because we just love you so much and legit want this to WORK for you.
But don’t just take our word for it.
(You’re no dummy, remember?)
Check out how Damn Good Content has helped these business owners:
The damn good content bundle will work for you regardless of your audience size, niche or social media experience.
How it works in 3 to 5 steps*:
1.
Grab the Damn Good Content Bundle
2.
Pour yourself a cocktail
3.
Spend an hour customizing your content
4.
Pour another cocktail
5.
Post it and move on with your life
*feel free to omit steps 2 and 4. Or add a step 6.
(See? It’s very customizable.)
Sounds legit, but is it for me?
If you’re a…
Service provider
Who wants to sell on social
Struggles with writing captions, so doesn’t show up at all
Needs professional images and gifs to look legit
Doesn’t have $100000 to hire a social media manager
Is ready to cross social media off your list and take back your time
If you’re all like
... Then YEP!
I’m talking to you.
And you should click the button to grab this bundle ASAP before the price goes up.
You’re a busy business owner.
I have time saving products.
that's a match made in heaven.
OKAYYYY, BUT WHO THE HECK ARE YOU?
Well hello! I’m Marissa Sharkey, a brand designer and strategist, and also the owner of the award-winning branding company, Shark & Ship Brand Co. As a small business owner myself, I’m a big believer that marketing and branding shouldn’t be so damn hard.
I’ve worked with brands of all sizes — from local startups to coaches to Fortune 500 companies. When it comes to our mission at Shark & Ship Brand Co., we’re dedicated to giving entrepreneurs a no-nonsense path to a brand they love, which, in this case, means giving you some damn good content at an affordable price.
Listen, I can’t fly to your house
and do it for you.
(Well, at least not for $127 
)
But I can offer you a set-it-and-forget-it
content plan to help you take your life back.
And really, I think that’s way better.
What’s inside the
Damn Good Content Bundle:
100 fill-in-the-blanks prompts with 2 options for each day - 200 total captions
6 images for each prompt sized for posts or stories/reels - 1200 total images
Content calendar so you're not stuck wondering when to post
Baked-in content strategy to help you create with purpose
BONUS: Editable Canva images so you can match your brand colors
BONUS: Guide to repurposing your content for social, email, TikTok, etc.
IF YOU’RE STILL WITH ME, I KNOW WHAT YOU’RE THINKING...
got questions?
Because we like you! But seriously, we firmly believe that everyone should spend the time they have doing what they love. Don’t love to create and write and design content every day? Good thing you found us, because we do. And your membership helps us continue to do what we love. It’s a win-win!
You bet! But you probably won’t need to do much. We’ve got professional writers and designers creating this content to reflect the needs of modern online business owners. We provide 6 different styles of each image for each prompt, so you can choose which one fits your brand.
As a bonus, you’ll have access to Canva templates versions of the images. This way, you can have complete creative control over colors, backgrounds, etc.
Note: Due to font usage rights and the illustrated nature of some images, not all fonts will be editable.
You bet. Get creative and add your logo, your handle, a picture of your cat… The sky’s the limit!
Nope. You’re good. Of course we’d love to share the love if you want to tag @sharkandship on social!
Damn Good Content grants you a LIMITED commercial use license to use all the content provided. The purpose of the membership is for you to market and advertise your business using our content. (Basically, you can use it for yourself, but you can’t resell it.)
If you’re uncertain or have a question, please see the Terms of Use to ensure you are compliant.
No. This is a one-time purchase.
But if you love the content, we do have a monthly membership called the Damn Good Content Club that provides this style of content every single month.
Yes! The prompts are written in a way where they can all be repurposed for other content, like emails, blogs, TikToks, Reels … you name it! Repurposing content not only saves you time and sanity, but it also saves you a fork ton of money too. So we included a “How to Repurpose Your Content” video as part of your bundle download to help you get started getting the most out of the prompts!
Because this is a digital product/membership, we don’t offer refunds.
Here’s how Damn Good Content can help
Listen, we’re no dummies, either.
And that means we know what a great deal THIS is.
P.S. This is a special offer, and this price
won’t last forever!
P.S. This is a special offer, and this price won’t last forever!
But remember: with the Damn Good Content Bundle, you're getting...
over 43,000 WORDS in the form of 100 caption templates for Coaches, COURSE CREATORS AND Services-based businesses.
over 1,200 IMAGES TO PAIR WITH YOUR CONTENT
built-in strategy and a 6-month calendar to map out your content
plus
editable Canva templates to match your brand colors
a system to repurpose your content.
I wasn’t kidding about my math above… For one month of content (writing just 20 captions a month and providing corresponding images) for clients ranges from $1,500 to $5,000 USD.
Snag the Damn Good Content Bundle:
100 fill-in-the-blanks prompts with 2 options for each day - 200 total captions
6 images for each prompt sized for posts or stories/reels - 1200 total images
Content calendar so you're not stuck wondering when to post
Baked-in content strategy to help you create with purpose
BONUS: Editable Canva images so you can match your brand colors
BONUS: Guide to repurposing your content for social, email, TikTok, etc.
P.S. If you have questions we didn’t answer here, we’re happy to help you out!
email us at hello@sharkandship.com
email us at hello@sharkandship.com
text us at (816) 722-3528
text us at (816) 722-3528
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